SENCE 1
Once upon a time, oh, sorry just now. In a kinhdom namely ‘ Freedom “ far a way from here. There is a King named HUNG King. The King has only one daughter, she is very…very…very…beautiful, so beautiful that can destroy a palace. Everybody is jealous of her beauty. Her name is MI THI NUONG. The King is very worried because the princess is in marry-age, but nobody can match her . the King commanded the solider to announce in all over the country that “ The Princess is looking for her husband”.
Solider : Listen…listen….listen…crude oil is rising up…oh! I’m sorry. The Princess is looking for her husband. Everybody old – young, fat – thin, rich…but not poor – all singer male has been able to attend. Come on…come on ….Who fast will have chance…, slow one… still have ( but have a servant).
After a few day , there is a large amount of people has came. Exactly two. One name’s SON TINH, manage all of mountain include a small and huge one. THUY TINH, the last one is the King of the Southern Ocean, Western Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean…on the whole ocean. Both of them are equal strength. The King calls both of them come to interview.
SENCE 2
King: Oh my God! People say that “ having a daughter that contain a bomb just wait for explode”. Today I have to find out a husband for her. Guard, calls them come in.
ST+TT- Guard: Long live the King ! Long live the Queen!
Queen: Oh, my God. They are so ugly.
King: Are you SON TINH, THUY TINH?
ST-Guard: Absolutely not!
TT – Guard: We’re just the servants. And now, there come our Kings!
ST – TT: Hello the King ! hello the Queen! Hello everybody!
King: Listen to me! How do you come here?
ST: Land Cruiser.
ST – Guard: Drink Tiger, take Land Cruiser.
TT: My BMW.
Queen : That rich of yours!
King: Why do you want to get married with my daughter even haven’t ever met her?
ST: because of her havings….oh, sorry, because of love. I fall in love with the Princess, my Goddess forever, but I don’t know why.
TT: It is runoured that the Princess’s beauty like a precious pearl. I admire her that I forget eating at night and sleeping at daytime.
Queen: My daughter is : Golden branch, sapphire leaf’. Both of you must be fit her!
King: Oh, there are two people to choose. I’m so confuse now. So let my daughter choose her husband. Daughter, come in.
Princess – Guard: Yessssss…………….
ST: Od my Goddess.
TT: Oh, my pearl.
Princ – Gueard: What’s the hell are you doing?
ST –Guard: You’re too beautiful.
TT – Guard: No one can believe by his eyes.
Princ – Guard: Hihihiihi…I know…Thank you for your complimant. You made me shy.
ST – Guard: Oh….Why are you too self-confident?
TT- Guard: I hear that the Princess is very pretty…But now…Oh, my god.
ST – Guard: I think we should go home and find another girl.
TT – Guard: that’s good idea. Let’s go.
Princ – Guard: Xiiii…..How dare ugly boys like you make slight of my beauty ! I’m just a servant. Here’s my Princess.
ST: Wow! She herself is true Princess. What’s a brilliant beauty! Thuy tinh, you can go home alone. I’ll stay here to get married with that beautiful girl.
TT: Why do I go home? I’m not a foolish. It’s very bad of you. You aren’t well matched with her.
King: Daughter, you should greet everybody.
Princess: Yes, Good evening. How are you today?
King: My Nuong, I permit you choose your husband.
Princess: yess, I see. Do you have any characteristic? Please show it so that I will decide who is my sweetheart.
ST: oh, I can speak all kind of language all over the world…
Princess: Oh, really! What’s a cocky boy! You can speak any kind of languages, can’t you?
ST Yes, Ok. Hello. Bonjou. Hajimemashite. Tiamo. Ni hao ma. Ajinomoto hieu to do.
Princess: what’s the hell are you speaking?
ST: I even don’t know what I say, how do you know?
Princess: and how about are you, Thuy Tinh?
TT: I’m not good at languages, but I’m a grandchild of the King of Pacific Ocean, nephew of dragon King. Generally , I come from a noble family. Getting married with me, you’ll have a full life. Do you agree?
Princess: both of you are equal talent, equal strength. It’s so difficult to choose. Dad, Mum, can I have two husbands?
Queen: Absolutely not. Let’s me see. Tomorrow , one of you who come first with the value proposal gifts will become my son – in – law.
ST+TT: anyway, how’re the gifts cost? Are there nine – tusk – elephet, nine – spur – cock, nine – rosy’s hair horse?
Queen : That’s so out of date. It’s only had in fairy tale. We want Nokia mobile 8800 designed for senses, BMW, Phu My Hung villa, Gucci ornament, Chanel perfume…
ST: I’ll try my best because of my princess.
TT: it’s just a small peace of cake.
Today is a good day with a blue sky. The radio informs that crude oil fall down, gasoline rising up. The royalty wake up and get ready for a new say of work . early in the morning, ST comes first, but…
SENCES 3
Queen: Oh, what did I tell you? Where’s Nokia mobile? Where’s BMW? Where’s Phu My hung villa? And where ….Oh.
ST: Well, there are all my love. Sfone mobile connect partner of love, Chinese motocycle make a romantic love, thatched cottage with two golden hearts, and….
Queen : Stop here. So you must come back home and have you’re a daydream.
At that time TT come.
ST: you’re late!
TT: Heavy traffic. I have bruoght enough the proposal gifts.
Queen: Where, where are thay? Ah, well done. Oh, my handsome son – in – law ! Let me kiss you.
King: Be quiet and act your age. ST comes first with his true love but unqualified. TT is late. So both of you are irregular.
ST: Honey! I truly love you!
TT: Sweetheart! But I’m richer than him.
ST: I need you.
TT; I want you.
ST: I love you.
TT: Let I kiss you.
ST: I kill you.
Princess: Enough. I don’t narry both of you
ST-TT: Who do you want to marry with?
Princess: Him( a photograph on her hands) . A Taiwanese husband.
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